Pigeon Forge Walden Creek Landing Theater

Fire up the popcorn machine, Walden’s Creek Landing Pigeon Forge shopping center has been approved for a movie theater!  Plans are to start construction next month and completion is scheduled for May, 2010.  Initially there would be 5 movie screens with a possible 4 more added later. 

The movie theater would be located at the back of Walden’s Landing.  The theater is planned for 632 to 1,100 stadium seats and digital 3-D projection.  Many locals are in high hopes this will offer the first piece of competition to Reel Theaters, Hwy 66, that until now has had none in Sevier County.

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